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Asked by Paul Schroeder 130 days 22 hours ago.

What euphemisms for daily life, do you use?



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Death, is often be said be, 'kicking the bucket' and

Marriage," jumping the broom";

For instance, people may call a major movement, "Number two", but 'number two', has always been number one, with me!

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» Answer from Dianne Lehmann Answer given 130 days 6 hours ago.
Great question! And one that is close to my heart. Sometimes I rail at the use of euphemisms ... you know, why not just call things as they are? Other times, mostly really, I use them just as much as the next person.

Urinate = pee

Bowel movement/defecate = potty time

You know, maybe I don't use as many as I thought because those are the only two that came easily to mind. I might have to pay attention in the next few days and then add some more ... maybe. :)

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 130 days 4 hours ago.
"The horizontal mambo", is one I enjoy, for sexual give and take...

» Comment from Dianne Lehmann Comment made 130 days ago.
You know, Paul, I've been waiting all day for a euphemism to pop out of my mouth so I could make note of it and tell you about it. But they just are not cooperating. Could have something to do with the fact that the only creature available for conversation has been our cat, Winnie. And while she can be quite loquacious, she doesn't inspire much in me outside of "there's a good girl," "are you hungry," and "did you just poop in your littler box" ... oops ... there's one ... poop instead of defecate and also in place of feces. Yay!

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 128 days 20 hours ago.
You are so CUTE!

» Answer from Jean Horst Answer given 130 days 1 hour ago.
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Texas is famous for these:


Good Times - In High Cotton


Blindsided - Shot out of the Saddle


Someone who's all talk - All Hat no cattle


Death - Bought the Farm


Pee - Water the Daisies


Married - Leg shackled


Irritated - Got a burr under the saddle


Irritating - Chaps my hide


Heavy rainstorm - gullywasher


Not too smart - Half a bubble off center



» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 128 days 21 hours ago.
Wonderful stuff!!

In New York, we can say to someone,"You can just go to Hell!", but, in Texas, its equivalent is,"Well, bless your heart!"

» Comment from Jean Horst Comment made 128 days 20 hours ago.
LOL Paul! That's actually pretty close to the truth. "Well, bless your heart" is more like a verbal pat on the head, the equivalent of saying, "You're sweet but you're stupid."

Which made me think of another one:

Someone who's just a little crazy but mostly in a benign way is, "a piece of work".

Oh, and for "the horizontal mambo" we've got, "knockin' boots".

Another one: Sitting in the front passenger seat - Riding Shotgun

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 128 days 20 hours ago.
Texans strike me as the most colorful non English speaking citizens, outside of New York slanguage speakers; they have a charm and genteel no one else can quite touch.

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