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Asked by Paul Schroeder 247 days 22 hours ago.

Will the Democratic or Republican candidate for President, next November, be qualified to lead America?



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In order to select a proper president, a blind folded person should toss a dart at the U.S. map.

Wherever that dart lands, a chimpanzee should be parachuted into that area and the first person to shake that chimp's hand, is the next president.



Answers to this question:
» Answer from Marijo Phelps Answer given 247 days 7 hours ago.
Some more so than others -

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 247 days 3 hours ago.
I have been praying hard for your total recovery; art thou well?

» Answer from The Old Gray Mare Answer given 247 days 6 hours ago.
Well, Paul, the chimpanzee thing is a little harsh. Having said that, however, I guess that at the very least we will not be lied to, overtaxed, or mislead in other ways!

At this point in time, I do not like the candidates in the running. I will never vote for this incumbent either. Guess I'll write in the chimp's name. I have another thought. Can I write in your name? You'd be our best choice unless someone else comes along to fight you for the position.

Sad isn't it?

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 247 days 2 hours ago.
Mickey Mouse, gets many thousands of write-in votes, each National Election, as do, "Donald Duck", and "Santa Claus", as well, believe it or not.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 247 days 2 hours ago.
That's one of the nicest things that anyone has ever said to me.

However, it's NOT the chimpanzee, but the FIRST person to shake the chimp's hand, that qualifies that person for decisions of foreign policy.


» Comment from The Old Gray Mare Comment made 247 days 1 hour ago.
No matter who gets in, the work is cut out for him or her. Difficult times at best!

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