What's the WORST thing about being married?
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So, this husband approaches his priest and says,"Father, I think that my wife is trying to poison me."
The priest says,"Let me talk to her."
The priest talks to the wife for three and a half hours.
He returns to the husband and says,"I just talked to your wife for three and a half hours."
".......Take the poison!"
Answers to this question:Many a time you can't say "NO" even if you want to.
I am bent over by your answer!
When the golden ring is around your throat instead of your finger...
Such an enormous circular collar of gold would surely be a sign of marital largess rather than one of constraint..
Mammon will always extract his pound of flesh...will he not?
Just a pound?!
» Answer from Christine Bonaventure Answer given 1 year 54 days ago.Selected as Best Answer!
Sneaking out of bed at night...
Slowly opening up the fridge door...
A hint of satisfaction in your eyes, as your tastebuds start dancing on the prospect of polishing off the last piece of (xxx- you fill in the blank)
Only to find your significant already sitting down with a fork in their hand.
Seriuosly, can't I be single for a week. I just wanna eat in peace!
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» Answer from Flourde Luz Salut Answer given 1 year 53 days ago.when you change your FB relationship status from "Married" to "It's Complicated" and delete your spouse in your friends list. LOL!
You've been there, done that!?
Falling in love with someone else.
Wow, so true; the heart is a lonely hunter.
Seems I was too late to answer this, anyhow somethings are best left unsaid
Stuff and nonsense; never too(notice the two o's?) late to hear Kacy's honest homespun response!
Is it when he actually RETURNS from those long walks in the woods?
the worst thing is a bad marriage
Henny Youngman agrees with you:
"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst, so I moved..
But, Shelley, I meant all other things being 'good', what's STILL the 'worst' part?
The worst thing about being married is when reality sets in. You are married, for life. The bills are the same, the days are the same, the magic fades away from all the little things that used to be special and you feel yourself dying by inches.
A most seasoned response, a truth both horrid and aching;the magic was really what snookered you....
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What were your realized dreams?
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