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Asked by Paul Schroeder 1 year 55 days ago.

What's the WORST thing about being married?



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So, this husband approaches his priest and says,"Father, I think that my wife is trying to poison me."

The priest says,"Let me talk to her."

The priest talks to the wife for three and a half hours.

He returns to the husband and says,"I just talked to your wife for three and a half hours."

".......Take the poison!"

Answers to this question:
» Answer from Hilda Cang Answer given 1 year 55 days ago.
Many a time you can't say "NO" even if you want to.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 55 days ago.
I am bent over by your answer!

» Answer from Ella Camp Answer given 1 year 55 days ago.
When the golden ring is around your throat instead of your finger...

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 55 days ago.
Such an enormous circular collar of gold would surely be a sign of marital largess rather than one of constraint..

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 43 days ago.
Mammon will always extract his pound of flesh...will he not?

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 273 days 23 hours ago.
Just a pound?!

» Answer from Christine Bonaventure Answer given 1 year 54 days ago.
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Sneaking out of bed at night...

Slowly opening up the fridge door...

A hint of satisfaction in your eyes, as your tastebuds start dancing on the prospect of polishing off the last piece of (xxx- you fill in the blank)

Only to find your significant already sitting down with a fork in their hand.

Seriuosly, can't I be single for a week. I just wanna eat in peace!

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 54 days ago.
You have joined SW and are welcomed with all these points for a 'best answer' !!!!

» Answer from Flourde Luz Salut Answer given 1 year 53 days ago.
when you change your FB relationship status from "Married" to "It's Complicated" and delete your spouse in your friends list. LOL!

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 52 days ago.
You've been there, done that!?

» Answer from Jody Haworth Answer given 1 year 52 days ago.
Falling in love with someone else.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 52 days ago.
Wow, so true; the heart is a lonely hunter.

» Answer from Kacycarr Answer given 1 year 33 days ago.
Seems I was too late to answer this, anyhow somethings are best left unsaid

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 33 days ago.
Stuff and nonsense; never too(notice the two o's?) late to hear Kacy's honest homespun response!

Is it when he actually RETURNS from those long walks in the woods?

» Answer from Shelley Brzak Answer given 274 days 1 hour ago.
the worst thing is a bad marriage

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 273 days 23 hours ago.
Henny Youngman agrees with you:

"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst, so I moved..

But, Shelley, I meant all other things being 'good', what's STILL the 'worst' part?

» Answer from Octavia Hansen Answer given 253 days 19 hours ago.
The worst thing about being married is when reality sets in. You are married, for life. The bills are the same, the days are the same, the magic fades away from all the little things that used to be special and you feel yourself dying by inches.


» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 253 days 10 hours ago.
A most seasoned response, a truth both horrid and aching;the magic was really what snookered you....

» Answer from Shelley Brzak Answer given 251 days 6 hours ago.
when u give up ur dreams dnt I didnt

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 251 days 6 hours ago.
What were your realized dreams?

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