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Asked by Paul Schroeder 1 year 285 days ago.

If you are what you eat, I am dead meat; what's your favorite food?



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I am surrounded by hundreds of restaurants from around the world; orange beef Hunan Chinese style makes my toes curl, followed by Texas barbecue with tangy sauce.

(I am also a Thai pork lover even though thai is too hot for my palate..)

Hot and sour cabbage soup, Russian style with flanken meat is also a standard...

Answers to this question:
» Answer from Ella Camp Answer given 1 year 285 days ago.
After reading this my stomach is growling- guess I'll just eat this spinach salad with mandarin orange slices and tell my stomach to keep it's big mouth shut! I could go for some of that orange beef- make my toes curl....believe it or not- I don't like barbecued beef or barbecue sauce- that cabbage soup sounds good too- god- I'm starving!

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 284 days ago.
Hate to belabor the same point ad infinitum, but you didn't answer the question..............

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 284 days ago.
OOKAAY! Picky, picky, picky- I guess I'm a noodle- I love pasta- any kind of pasta- with any kind of sauce, or do I have to pick just one?.......... I'll pick spaghetti with marinara sauce- are you satisfied?? Oh, I want some crusty brown Italian bread too- darn- now I'm hungry again!

And oh- I almost forgot, I want some herb-roasted chicken and sour cream and cucumbers. And for dessert I love ice cream- chocolate caramel- pecan.- any kind with chocolate.

» Answer from Hilda Cang Answer given 1 year 284 days ago.
Paul, can I say Fish is my favorite food and I am what I eat so I am a Gold Fish or Salt Fish or Dead Fish ?

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 284 days ago.
You eat goldfish?!

» Comment from Hilda Cang Comment made 1 year 283 days ago.
Actually the goldfish eats me (my pocket)

Its food, doctor fees & general maintenance..........

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
you go to his office and pilfer the fishtank!?

» Answer from Kacycarr Answer given 1 year 284 days ago.
Hi Paul I guess you and me have a lot in common because all you have said above is what I would enjoy. I love chinese, food that is, gotta go my belly is eating my legs

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 284 days ago.
You speak jazz; I have figured you out!

» Answer from The Old Gray Mare Answer given 1 year 283 days ago.
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The quick answer is chocolate. You say it's not a food? Au contraire - it's totally food.

Seriously, I love seafood. There's hardly anything better than the big Crab Legs, a succulent Lobster, or myriad preparations of fresh Shrimp. I'm addicted to crabmeat and invariably order crab cakes as the appetizer. Closer to home, and grabbing something to eat out of the fridge leads me right to the Brie or Camenbert cheeses. And have I mentioned New York style cheesecake? Yum! Love it!

When it comes to grazing, I certainly love Pistachio nuts.

I'm basically a plain eater - by that I mean that I don't go for gourmet, super ambiance, or the rented waiter at the table and entrees recited to our table. I prefer good and wholesome cooking, nothing that I have difficulty pronouncing (unless it's a good hearty wine) and enough light to see my food.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
Here, crab is invariably pollack, a misnomer and false advertising; how can you enjoy eating something that walks at you sideways with waving pincers that looks like a cockroach?

» Comment from The Old Gray Mare Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
I had different crab in mind - more like the crab they catch on Discovery - the really big long-legged ones.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
Oh, wow, now, I AM drooling; an eight eyed daddy longlegs spider critter fires my appetite up every time..

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 278 days ago.
Just Paul's type- big long-legged ones-

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
How can you think something with mangy fur, cloven feet and horns, "looks delicious?"

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
I would often stop on a lonely Texas country dirt farm road, roll down my window, choose the nearest chewing cow and hollar,"You look DELICIOUS!"

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
At least you enjoyed SOMETHING in Texas, our fresh meat..........

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
No, actually, the meat was inferior, mediocre at best; surprisingly, the BEST cuts went East, to Chicago and to farther East, to New York.....

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
"Leave them alone, and they'll come home, wagging their tails behind them".............

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
Cowed.....

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
"Happy cows"

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
The Texas women WERE lovely; long in the tooth, long legged, blonde and were most addled and had what most men want in a woman, willingness.......

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 278 days ago.
Seeee- I knew you weren't wearing day-glow orange in those woods- you were sneaking around in Robin Hood tights!

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
"Grazing", is a hell of a word for you to use for such; the pistachio, I am quite sure, would be grateful, as would the oxen to be bulls again, to have his nuts restored.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
I, too, have an almost insatiable craving that I give allow and give vent to for white turkish pistachio nuts...

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
Do you have any? I want some........ I love pistachios....... & smoked almonds-

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
You are most welcome to my nuts....

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
I'll leave and take them with me.......... What else ya got?

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
see????

» Comment from The Old Gray Mare Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
Oh wow!!! This BA is cool. Really cool. Thanks for that. I've been getting the biggest kick out of all the comments. It's like watching a really hot tennis game where the ball bounces back and forth and there are lots of points made.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
These are ALL net balls.......

» Answer from Brianna Popsickle Answer given 1 year 282 days ago.
I guess you could say I'm many different things, because I love food in general. But if I had to choose I'd say I'm cheesey. I love the stuff, especially brie with red pepper jelly on top.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
Food in general? what army?

I went to a general store but they wouldn't give me anything specifically.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
A vaporizer will clear up the cheesey but you may have to see a dermatologist for the pepper jelly on top....

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
I'm telling you Brianna- these guys play hardball- and they're MEAN!

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
Strike three!!!!

» Comment from Brianna Popsickle Comment made 1 year 280 days ago.
I may need to tag you for this one Ella! :)

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 279 days ago.
At least we'll be even if they try to gang up on us- * Women Rule*-

» Answer from Sherri Frost Answer given 1 year 282 days ago.
I would be a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream with thin pretzel sticks. Now that I think about it and realize it's lunch time, I just may go indulge.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
A plate of chilled sherri frost sounds edible, in itself......

» Comment from Ella Camp Comment made 1 year 278 days ago.
Yes it does.... doesn't it....

» Answer from Nenita Wells Answer given 1 year 282 days ago.
I love fish but I can't swim.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 281 days ago.
It's the inherent lead and mercury content that's beaching you.......

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